Guernsey 2014

Guernsey 2014

Guernsey 2014

This “vaguely functional” postcard, as Monica puts it, comes from her, obviously. First of all, let me state that I love this postcard, as I always like postcards that are very specific to a period. In this case, 2o14. But not any 2014, a Guernsey 2014. What is a Guernsey 2014, you might ask, well, 2014 in Guernsey works as follows:

A Guernsey 2014 is characterised by having a dozen months. Each of these months will have 31 days every other month, except for that weird thing that happens in July and August, both of which have 31 days. The months that fall between those months will each have 30 days, except for February, which has 28 days. The Guernsey 2014 starts on 1 January 2014 at 00:00:00 and ends on 31 December 2014 at 23:59:59, and 00:00:00 marks the start of the Guernsey 2015.

Thank you Monica for sharing with me, the secret of a Guernsey 2014!

Eye Miss You Too

Guernsey

Guernsey

What can I say about this postcard? I’m quite speechless really. It sure is a fun addition to my collection from Monica. Monica explained the pun to me but I have to say that I still don’t quite get it really. On the back of the postcard, Monica merely wrote: “Eye don’t understand” but explained it to me later but I must confess, even so, Eye still don’t understand and feared even writing this post as a result. All I can say when I haven’t heard from Monica in a long time is that Eye miss her as well. So, thank you for this one!

Monica & Ruhan’s Awful Postcard Challenge #3

Guernsey Cans

Guernsey Cans

This ugly old thing made its way to me from Monica. It shows “Guernsey cans” that were probably used as medieval torture devices or something. I mean, what are those thingies hanging from them, to pull your teeth out, while torturing you or what? Putting them on display is one thing but putting them on a postcard is something else completely! While taking a photo of these pots, the photographer seems to have been on pot. Just look at that skew angle… Unless, of course, the person who put up that shelf was on pot, in which case I sincerely apologise to the photographer. Anyway, this time you’ve outdone yourself Monica, this is truly the most hideous postcard in my collection so far! Thanks!

Granite Guernsey

Guernsey

Guernsey

This pretty postcard from Guernsey obviously comes from Monica! Monica tells me that just about everything in Guernsey is made from granite. She tells me that it is luckily also found locally. At the top left is a Napoleonic “Martello Tower” and there are apparently 16 of those on the island. At the top middle one can see the war memorial in St Peter Port. At the top right is the Millennium Megalith. At the bottom left once can see a neolithic dolmen (burial chamber,) of which there are several on the island. And finally at the bottom right we have Stonehenge suffering from island dwarfism. Nah, I’m just messing with you. That would be the Fairy Ring at Pleimont. Thank you for the postcard Monaco!

Guernsey Treasure Map

Guernsey

Guernsey

Another awesome postcard made its way to me from Monica. The map shows many of the treasures of Guernsey and states a cool historical fact or 5. So, I’m just going to rant off some of the facts stated on the card. During World War 2, Guernsey was occupied by Germany from 1940-1945. Castle Cornet, a 13th century castle, is located on the island and was the last royalist stronghold during the civil war which lasted from 1643 to 1651. Impressive that any place could last 8 years during a siege! For 14 years, the French novelist, Victor Hugo, lived on the island where he wrote¬†Les Miserables.¬†Monica tells me that she lives but one minute away from Victor Hugo’s house. “The Little Chapel,” the world’s smallest church apparently suffers from island dwarfism and can only seat 4 people. All in all, I think it’s a pretty awesome postcard from a more than pretty awesome person! Thanks Monica!

Mail a Lobster

Mail a Lobster

Mail a Lobster

Monica from Guernsey strikes again! This time she has sent me another pet postcards, a lobster! This lobster is just as cute as the Guernsey Goat that she sent me previously and equally (if not more) random. I maintain that these postcards make zero sense and that’s why I love them! She also used a stamp depicting soldiers and military vehicles because they were “manly and macho” and I just loved it because it completely adds to the randomness that is this postcard. Thanks for my new pet Monica!

Mail a Goat

Mail a Goat

Mail a Goat

From Monica in Guernsey, who knows exactly what kind of sense of humour I have, I received this postcard. It may not makes no sense whatsoever and that’s exactly why I love it. She truly does have a 6th sense when it comes to my sense of humour because when this random postcard arrived, it felt like I had won the lotto, I LOVED IT! Anyway, thank you Monica for making me laugh my head off!