This is an emergency! In exactly 3 weeks all the countries that I don’t have postcards from are going to explode! Are you a hero? Can you save your country from certain doom? Email me! Do it, for the sake of yourself and your countrymen!
Of course heroes need rewards… I’ll send you a postcard back for doing this for your people!
Hope to hear from you soon! If not… I’ll see you in a better place someday. tick… tick… tick… BOOM!